Over the millennia of its existence, humanity has accumulated a huge amount of so-called "folk wisdom" - sayings, proverbs and various allegedly wise quotes. These are words that are intended - often in rhymed form - to reflect some kind of rule of conduct, or simply to calm an upset person.
They are passed down from generation to generation, remain in our subconscious, and we continue to pronounce them without even thinking - but how much do they even make sense? Well, some are simply outdated, not keeping up with the rapid development of mankind in recent decades, some are even harmful, because public morality has changed significantly, and some are just one big lie.
Do you want an example? Voila! You may have heard Thomas Edison's famous saying, "Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration." Beautiful and impressive, isn't it? On the other hand, this statement is true, perhaps, only to one person - Edison himself.
The fact is that the great inventor did not receive a fundamental education, but rather he had simply phenomenal perseverance and working capacity. As a result, where it was enough to simply make some scientific calculation, Edison compensated for everything with a banal enumeration of options manually. It worked for him, but it's far from a fact that it works for others.
Well, there is a very popular thread in the AskReddit community where the topic starter wonders "Which old saying is actually nonsense?" During the few months of its existence, the thread has been upvoted more than 35.4K times, and today it consists of nearly 16.6K comments, many of which hide a complete deconstruction of some element of that notorious "folk wisdom".
Bored Panda has made a list for you with the most popular comments of the original thread. Some of them we have heard hundreds of times in our lives, some you will first meet in this post - in any case, feel free now to scroll to the very end and if you do not find something that seems like complete nonsense to you, please write it in the comments.
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#1 "Money Can't Buy Happiness"
"Money can't buy happiness."
Poverty can't buy anything.
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#2 "Looks Don't Matter"
"looks don't matter"
I've noticed that this is usually said by people who are attractive themselves. That's like someone born rich saying that money doesn't matter.
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#3 "Good Things Happen To Good People"
Good things happen to good people. Crock of s**t that is.
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#4 "Slept Like A Baby"
Slept like a baby. Babies actually don't sleep well
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#5 “Winners Never Cheat And Cheaters Never Win”
“Winners never cheat and cheaters never win.”
Yeah, b******t. Cheaters almost always win.
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#6 "If At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try And Try Again"
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
Don't follow that advice when dating. You will be branded as a stalker/creep.
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#7 "Do Something You Love, And You'll Never Work A Day In Your Life"
Do something you love, and you'll never work a day in your life. B******t, now what used to bring my joy is misrable and I dont have a backup career.
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#8 "The Customer Is Always Right"
The customer is always right
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#9 "Lions Are Kings Of The Jungle"
"Lions are king of the jungle" They don't live in the damn jungle.
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#10 "An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away"
"An Apple a day keeps the doctor away." No matter how many I shoved up my butt I still had to get a colonoscopy
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#11 "Pull Yourself Up By Your Bootstraps"
“Pull yourself up by your bootstraps”
- it’s meant as an ironic/satirical phrase, because it refers to an act which is literally impossible
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#12 "Early To Bed, Early To Rise, Makes A Man Healthy, Wealthy, And Wise"
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."
I did that for years, and I'm morbidly obese, lower middle class, and stupid as hell.
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#13 "What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger"
What doesn't kill you make you stronger
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#14 "You Won't Always Have A Calculator On You"
"You won't always have a calculator on you"
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#15 "There's No Such Thing As A Stupid Question"
There's no such thing as a stupid question.
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#16 "It's Always In The Last Place You Look"
"It's always in the last place you look"
Well of course it is. Why would you continue looking once you've found it
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#17 "Good Things Come To Those Who Wait"
Good things come to those who wait….
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#18 "Age Brings Wisdom"
"Age brings wisdom"
We have an congress, senate, and a bunch of aging baby boomers that prove that wrong.
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#19 "Go Big Or Go Home"
Go big or go home. You have no idea how bad I just want to go home.
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#20 "This Too Shall Pass"
“This too shall pass”
Uhh not if it’s herpes? Unless you mean pass it on
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#21 "Money Is The Root Of All Evil"
“Money is the root of all evil” is probably one of the most misquoted sayings out there. The actual quote is “for the love of money is the root of all evil” that changes the meaning behind the quote completely imo
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#22 "Practice Makes Perfect"
"Practice Makes Perfect"
The real saying should be "Practice Makes Permanent." You can practice something the wrong way or practice something completely wrong altogether. No matter what it is, doing something over and over again solidifies it as a habit and you become stuck with whatever way you practiced it.
Yes, practice makes perfect if you are practicing the thing PERFECTLY. but if you're doing any step wrong, it's not just PRACTICE that will fix it, it's being capable and aware enough to see the error and CHANGING your approach on the fly. Too many people are afraid of change and just charge through things thinking that they just need to be more aggressive when they really just need to stop, shift, and then practice the right way.
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#23 "That Man Is As Worthless As A One Legged Man At An A*s Kickin'"
My grandmother used to say, "That man is as worthless as a one legged man at an a*s kickin'."
Well, I worked at a mental facility. One day I saw a one legged man absolutely destroy another dude. Popped him in the head with his crutch, then pitched forward and just stomped on him with his one leg.
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#24 "Slow And Steady Wins The Race"
Slow and steady wins the race… yet I always lose the kahoot
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#25 "Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones, But Words Will Never Hurt Me"
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
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#26 "Feed A Cold, Starve A Fever"
Feed a cold, starve a fever.
Just eat nutritious, easy to digest foods when you're sick (and stay hydrated)..
edit: Holy cow this comment blew up! Thanks for the awards!
As for the people who are telling me my version is incorrect, I can tell you that its the one I heard growing up, and the internet seems to confirm that it is indeed a saying (though starve a cold, feed a fever also seems to be a thing)
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#27 "You Can Be Anything You Want"
You can be anything you want.
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#28 "Only The Good Die Young"
Only the good die young.
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#29 "The Definition Of Insanity Is Doing The Same Thing Over And Over And Expecting Different Results"
“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”
That’s also the definition of practice.
EDIT: Alright, I get it everyone. I oversimplified practice.
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#30 "A Jack Of All Trades Is A Master Of None"
"A jack of all trades is a master of none". Only because no one ever user uses the full quote, so it's useless in this form.
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#31 "Everything Happens For A Reason"
"Everything happens for a reason."
No. It. F*****g. Doesn't.
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#32 "Opposites Attract"
"Opposites attract". In romance, opposites tend to repel each other.
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#33 "Blood Is Thicker Than Water"
Blood is thicker then water.. Always hated it , s***ty family members.
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#34 "Always Listen And Admire Old People"
Always listen and admire old people. My grandpa is a goddamn chainsmoker, i can't handle the smoke which releases from that thing
#35 "If You’re Married, Never Go To Sleep Angry"
If you’re married, never go to sleep angry.
Sometimes situations are so volatile, there’s no way to interact without saying something that can’t be unsaid.
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#36 "Children Should Be Seen Not Heard"
"Children should be seen not heard"
#37 "Boys Pick On You Because They Love You"
Boys pick on you because they love you.
This hurts me more then you (when a parent is spanking a child)
Don't play the victim.
All bad for many reasons.
#38 "Happy Wife, Happy Life"
Happy wife, happy life
#39 "I Before E Except After C"
'I before E except after C' is wrong more times than its right.
#40 "You Can Never Be Too Careful"
you can never be too careful
#41 "It's All Good In The Hood"
It's all good in the hood.
It is not.
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#42 "You Are Poor Cause You Want To Be"
“You are poor cause you want to”
#43 "Do What You Love And The Money Will Follow"
"Do what you love and the money will follow."
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#44 "Love Is Blind"
"Love is blind"
#45 "You Will Find Love When You Least Expect It"
“You will find love when you least expect it.”
#46 "If You Love Something, Let It Go. If It Comes Back, It Was Meant To Be"
“If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be.”
If you let something go, it was probably for a good reason. Better to move forward without it than to live in limbo.
Edit to clarify that I’m not at all opposed to letting go. I’m opposed to assuming something is “meant to be” just because it keeps showing back up at your door.
#47 "It’s Water Under The Fridge"
It’s water under the fridge
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